{"id":28,"date":"2010-09-09T13:02:56","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T18:02:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wholeperson.com\/wordpress\/?p=28"},"modified":"2015-11-30T11:24:34","modified_gmt":"2015-11-30T17:24:34","slug":"horoscopes-for-stressed-out-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wholeperson.com\/blog\/horoscopes-for-stressed-out-women","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopes for Stressed Out Women"},"content":{"rendered":"

What’s in the stars for stressed out women
\nBy Leigh Anne Jasheway<\/a><\/h2>\n

You know you\u2019re a stressed out woman if your inner child wants to be adopted by someone with more time to play.\u00a0 If you get so anxious driving carpool that there are teeth marks on your steering wheel.\u00a0 If your favorite pizza topping is antacid tablets.<\/p>\n

If you have any of these symptoms, read on \u2013 these horoscopes are just for you.<\/p>\n

Capricorn<\/strong> (December 22-January 19) \u2013 You\u2019re always a hard worker, but lately you\u2019ve been overdoing it.\u00a0 Now is the time to put aside your to-do list and take a nice deep breath.\u00a0 But not so deep you inhale the kitty litter from across the room.<\/p>\n

Aquarius<\/strong> (January 20-February 18) \u2013Free-spirited Aquarius, you get stressed out by taking on too many projects and need to learn how to say NO.\u00a0 Ask a three-year old, they\u2019re usually very good at the word.\u00a0 If you\u2019re a single Aquarian, it wouldn\u2019t be a bad idea to start dating a massage therapist.<\/p>\n

Pisces<\/strong> (February 19-March 20) \u2013 Are you looking for a great way to relax at the office?\u00a0 Why not get a fish tank, dear Pisces, and let your worries float away?\u00a0\u00a0 The good thing about fish is that they never need to be driven to soccer practice or a ballet recital, so don\u2019t even think about buying tiny waterproof cleats or tutus!<\/p>\n

Aries<\/strong> (March 21-April 19) \u2013 You have to admit that you are often moody and impatient.\u00a0 \u201cAm not!\u201d\u00a0 \u201cAre too!\u201d\u00a0 A great way for you to maintain a more even emotional keel is through aromatherapy.\u00a0 Buy yourself some candles to set the mood you\u2019d like to be in for the day, but resist your impulse to buy two opposing scents such as \u201cRelaxed\u201d and \u201cPerky.\u201d<\/p>\n

Taurus<\/strong> (April 20-May 20) \u2013 Your tendency to get over-anxious in public can lead to trouble, like that time you bit off the fingernail\u2019s of the woman sitting next to you on that long flight across country.\u00a0 Try visualizing something that makes you feel peaceful inside \u2013 for example, an imaginary maid who leaves your house spotless every week without you lifting a finger.<\/p>\n

Gemini<\/strong> (May 21-June 20) \u2013 Despite your pride in your ability to multi-task, there are some things you should never do at the same time.\u00a0 Like meditating with your eyes closed while driving home from work.\u00a0 Or preparing your taxes while taking a bubble bath.\u00a0 However, since you are also psychic and intuitive, I really didn\u2019t have to tell you any of this, did I?<\/p>\n

Cancer<\/strong> (June 21-July 23) \u2013 A yoga class would be a great idea right about now, but be sure to stretch out first \u2013 you have been kind of tense lately and don\u2019t want to get stuck in the lotus position and have to call the paramedics to bring the Jaws of Life to get you out.<\/p>\n

Leo<\/strong> (July 24-August 22) \u2013 You pride yourself on your intelligence, so why not put your stress in check by checking out one of the latest books on the subject?\u00a0 You can\u2019t go wrong with What Color is My Blood Pressure; Men are from Mars, Women Have to Clean it Up; <\/em>or Chicken Soup Someone Else Made Always Tastes Better.<\/em><\/p>\n

Virgo<\/strong> (August 23-September 22) \u2013 Your desire to take care of others is admirable, but please stop going into your neighbor\u2019s house when they are away and dusting.\u00a0 It just adds one more thing to your list; well, two, if you count dealing with the police after you set off their alarm.\u00a0 Re-channel your energy into exercise.\u00a0 And no, twitching doesn\u2019t count as exercise.<\/p>\n

Libra<\/strong> (September 23-October 22) \u2013 Let\u2019s face it, you\u2019re too darned busy.\u00a0 It\u2019s okay to use press-on nails, but press-on clothes?\u00a0 That\u2019s a little too much.\u00a0 And aren\u2019t you tired of eating your Lean Cuisine\u2122 frozen?\u00a0 Take a few things off your to-do list and enjoy your life.\u00a0 Maybe you\u2019ll even find time to pull your pantyhose all the way up before you leave for work in the morning.<\/p>\n

Scorpio<\/strong> (October 23-November 21) \u2013 Your coffee habit isn\u2019t healthy.\u00a0 Especially now that you\u2019ve taken to chewing used coffee grounds for your afternoon pick-me-up.\u00a0 Try water instead.\u00a0 You\u2019ll be less jittery and your pupils may return to their original size.<\/p>\n

Sagittarius<\/strong> (November 22-December 21) \u2013 You\u2019ve got to slow down.\u00a0 Is it really necessary to fast-forward through those sounds of nature tapes you bought to relax to?\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s time for a vacation:\u00a0 sand, surf, sun anyone?\u00a0 And try not to run any marathons while you\u2019re away.<\/p>\n

Read more about Leigh Anne Jasheway.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

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